Me: Do you remember that Ignite presentation from the guy with the iPhone app idea that involved throwing the iPhone up in the air?

Her: Yeah!

Me: The new iPhone adds a sensor that allows it to know its orientation in space.

Her (now dubious): Yeah…

Me: So my app idea is that you throw the iPhone up in the air and when you catch the phone it shows a slow motion replay of its flight.

Her: No.

Me: But I haven’t gotten to the best part. During the replay, just as the phone launches pauses and plays the Dukes of Hazard sound! You know—the General Lee’s horn!